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khoitnguyen:

Hottest thing a girl can do

khoitnguyen:

Hottest thing a girl can do

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

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grimmbutt:

'I Don't Know What I Did But It Worked' — A thrilling story about my academic life

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holymycroft:

keaneonweasley:


Ron! Ron! Don’t forget the man who killed your best friend’s parents!

#ron don’t forget the main plot twist

I can’t stop looking at the double chin.

holymycroft:

keaneonweasley:

Ron! Ron! Don’t forget the man who killed your best friend’s parents!

#ron don’t forget the main plot twist

I can’t stop looking at the double chin.

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chaystar:


“we’re gonna fucking die”

chaystar:

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“we’re gonna fucking die”

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ohh-bother:

pixiedust-paycheck:

I can’t

Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock

ohh-bother:

pixiedust-paycheck:

I can’t

Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock

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eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

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