Playstation feels like that girl-next-door you always had a crush on, but then you chased after the high school cheerleader instead, the pretty Xbox. Years later, Xbox started nagging you non-stop, demanding to know where you are, what you’re doing, who you’re seeing, and trying to keep her eye on you all the time. Sure, she had her great moments, but more and more it became apparent she wanted to OWN you in your relationship. Plus, she has very expensive tastes and your wallet is constantly drained.
Then, you bump into your old high-school sweetheart, and she’s prettier than you remember, and still very single. Turns out, she’s also practical, smart, and flexible, and you just hit it off again, dumping Xbox to cry after you about how unfair it is you don’t check-in with her every 24 hours.
Garlador, Kotaku commentator (x)
All the shots have been fired.